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I work at a daycare and anyone who spends any amount of time with a toddler knows about the “mine” syndrome. “Mine” and “no” become two of a kid’s favorite words once he or she begins to talk. Here is a funny, but true look at the rules of a toddler.

1. If I like it, it’s mine.
2. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
5. If it’s mine, it must NEVER appear to be yours in any way.
6. If I’m doing or building something, all the pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it is mine.
8. If I saw it first, it’s mine.
9. If you are playing with something and you put it down,
    it automatically becomes mine.
10. If it’s broken, it’s yours!

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